3.26.2008

Damn the Luck

I did NOT win the cleavage contest, although I was in first place for a whole, like, uh, ... two hours??? But I don't photo well, and apparently neither do the hooters. Ye ol' ego is untouched by the affair, obviously MrFab's readers have no taste, bunch of wild-ass hooligans with a bald fetish if you ask me.

In future note to self, only cameo's and personal appearances by hooters.....

5 comments:

The Ferryman said...

If it's any consolation, I dream about them.

sEa said...

i wondered why i was waking with spit trails thereupon.... mystery solved, Et Voila!!

Starstuff said...

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode: "By the way, they're real...and they're spectacular."

sEa said...

if i do say so... YES!

Anonymous said...

I demand a recount!